Exit, Pursued By A Bear

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making happy: to absterge

making happy: to absterge In which I reveal how I become Cher from Clueless.

Dear Internet,

April is clutching winter to its bosom with the bony tips of its fingers and won’t let it go. I decided that I’ve had enough waiting for the signals to move on to the next season and decided to force the signs myself.

I’m referring, of course, to spring cleaning. Mainly my closet.

For the last couple of years, I’ve been steadily working on minimizing my life, with the emphasis on…

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Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for April 19, 2014

Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for April 19, 2014 Things I have written, read, listened, watched, or liked.

Johann Georg Hainz's Cabinet of Curiosities, circa 1666. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons Johann Georg Hainz’s Cabinet of Curiosities, circa 1666. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

During the Renaissance, cabinet of curiosities came into fashion as a collection of objects that would often defy classification. As a precursor to the modern museum, the cabinet referred to room(s), not actual furniture, of things that piqued the owners interest and would be collected and displayed in an…

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quote: Douglas Adams on Grand Rapids, MI

quote: Douglas Adams on #GrandRapids, MI

I’m a writer and I’m feeling like death, as you would too if you’d just flown into Grand Rapids, Michigan at some ungodly hour of the morning only to discover that you can’t get into your hotel room for another three hours. In fact it’s enough just to have flown into Grand Rapids, Michigan. If you are a native of Grand Rapids, Michigan, then please assume that I am just kidding.Anyone else will…

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Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for April 12, 2014

Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for April 12, 2014 Things I have written, read, listened, watched, or liked.

Johann Georg Hainz's Cabinet of Curiosities, circa 1666. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons Johann Georg Hainz’s Cabinet of Curiosities, circa 1666. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

During the Renaissance, cabinet of curiosities came into fashion as a collection of objects that would often defy classification. As a precursor to the modern museum, the cabinet referred to room(s), not actual furniture, of things that piqued the owners interest and would be collected and displayed in an…

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familiaritas obscenitas

familiaritas obscenitas In which I reveal how to slay dragons.

Dear Internet,

I knew mania was upon me not because my brain was slightly throbbing or that I was feeling more invincible than usual, but when having lunch with work husband #3, I was keenly intent on the fish monger and his ice. So much so, I struck up a conversation with him about the habits of keeping the oysters and other delicacies chilled as they laid prettily in the case. I followed up my…

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góða tungl

góða tungl In which I reveal, suffering hearts in darkness.

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Dear Internet,

I can see how they do it, naturally, but with much better grace than I. Into the deep they go, followed by the shallow cut formed by their bodies as they slice through the water.

And that is where we end up, here you and I, circling…

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Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for April 5, 2014

Collectioun of Cunnynge Curioustes for April 5, 2014 Things I have written, read, listened, watched, or liked.

Johann Georg Hainz's Cabinet of Curiosities, circa 1666. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

Johann Georg Hainz’s Cabinet of Curiosities, circa 1666. Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

During the Renaissance, cabinet of curiositiescame into fashion as a collection of objects that would often defy classification. As a precursor to the modern museum, the cabinet referred to room(s), not actual furniture, of things that piqued the owners interest and would be collected and displayed in an…

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